Zombies!!

[llcoolvad]

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Sadly, this is something I ponder on a fairly regular basis. Maybe I need to learn how to fire a gun after all!

Comments

[p-j-cleary.livejournal.com]

I only get 51%. Obviously, I'm busy trying to save you while you're running off, no thought given to me at all. I'll just sit here. In the dark. Being eaten by zombies. Pay no mind.

[llcoolvad.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry! If we get suddenly overrun with zombies I'm totally all about me. I'll look for you later, after the zombies revert to their formerly inert status, but until then I'll be hidden in the fortified building with a baseball bat and a BAD attitude. You at least have the athletic thing where you could probably outrun them. Unless they're, you know, FAST!

[livingdeb.livejournal.com]

If you don't have the athletic thing, can you just stumble around as if you were a zombie yourself, or can they smell your brains?

[livingdeb.livejournal.com]

I'd yell at the zombies to leave you alone. Right until they turned toward me. Then I'd run away. Sorry, man.