Zombies!!

[llcoolvad]

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Sadly, this is something I ponder on a fairly regular basis. Maybe I need to learn how to fire a gun after all!

Comments

[dajt.livejournal.com]

Aren't guns (with the possible exception of shotguns at close range) ineffective against zombies? I vaguely recall that the most effective anti-zombie attacks are massive blunt trauma (broken bones turn them into slow-moving zombie-blobs), and cutting weapons (which may create independently mobile (but slow and usually ineffectual) zombie limbs). Oh, and fire. I don't recall any stories about zombie charcoal.

[llcoolvad.livejournal.com]

AIM for the BRAIN! It depends on your zombie type. If we're talking classic George Romero zombies, a good head shot will put 'em down for good. If we're talking The Rage kind of zombie, well, head shots can't hurt!

I really need to get some target practice.

[p-j-cleary.livejournal.com]

I only get 51%. Obviously, I'm busy trying to save you while you're running off, no thought given to me at all. I'll just sit here. In the dark. Being eaten by zombies. Pay no mind.

[llcoolvad.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry! If we get suddenly overrun with zombies I'm totally all about me. I'll look for you later, after the zombies revert to their formerly inert status, but until then I'll be hidden in the fortified building with a baseball bat and a BAD attitude. You at least have the athletic thing where you could probably outrun them. Unless they're, you know, FAST!

[livingdeb.livejournal.com]

If you don't have the athletic thing, can you just stumble around as if you were a zombie yourself, or can they smell your brains?

[livingdeb.livejournal.com]

I'd yell at the zombies to leave you alone. Right until they turned toward me. Then I'd run away. Sorry, man.

[livingdeb.livejournal.com]

28%. I'm not quite useless; I'd try to hide and bar the entrances and cower inside with a useless weapon rather than run around screaming in hysteria.

[ozymandiasism.livejournal.com]

yeah.... 26% baby! too bad I decided to sacrifice myself to save others... that seems to be the wrong move!