why sarah could win
Sep. 17th, 2008 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Watching tv this week, noticed new McDonald's ad. Rampantly anti-intellectual.
Setting: snobby coffee shop
Two women, one reading the paper, another reading a magazine
Woman 1: "Y'know, I heard McDonald's is making lattes now"
Woman 2: "McDonald's? Well, that's just...just...fantastic!"
Woman 1: "Now we don't have to listen to jazz all day long!"
Woman 2: "I can start wearing heels again!"
Woman 1: "I can read gossip magazines!"
Woman 2: "I can watch reality tv shows!"
Woman 1: "I like television!"
Woman 2: "I can't really speak French!"
Woman 1: "I don't know where Paraguay is!"
Voiceover with info about fabulous Mc-whatevers
Woman 2: "I just wanna show my knees, y'know?"
Sigh.
Setting: snobby coffee shop
Two women, one reading the paper, another reading a magazine
Woman 1: "Y'know, I heard McDonald's is making lattes now"
Woman 2: "McDonald's? Well, that's just...just...fantastic!"
Woman 1: "Now we don't have to listen to jazz all day long!"
Woman 2: "I can start wearing heels again!"
Woman 1: "I can read gossip magazines!"
Woman 2: "I can watch reality tv shows!"
Woman 1: "I like television!"
Woman 2: "I can't really speak French!"
Woman 1: "I don't know where Paraguay is!"
Voiceover with info about fabulous Mc-whatevers
Woman 2: "I just wanna show my knees, y'know?"
Sigh.