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[llcoolvad]

To celebrate this frabjous day, The Powers That Be at work proclaimed today "chocolate fountain" day. Strawberries, bananas, pound cake, marshmallows, pretzels, skewers, and glorious, wondrous chocolate fountains! One dark chocolate, one milk chocolate. We scampered gaily through.

My coworker wondered aloud if there were two better words in the english language than "chocolate fountain". I thought for a second and said, yes, "chocolate pool!"

Comments

[infinitehotel.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. The waterfall aerates the chocolate, making it light and fluffy.

The pool is only good for drowning Augustus Gloop...

[llcoolvad.livejournal.com]

...save some room for later!

I take your point, but until they make chocolate showers that I can literally scamper through, I will dream of my chocolate pool. Perhaps a whirlpool to get the desired fluffy lightness?

[p-j-cleary.livejournal.com]

Chocolate fountains look amazing, but I'm always sure that some party guest with leprosy has just licked it. I think "Private Chocolate Fountain" is possibly the best phrase in the English language.

[llcoolvad.livejournal.com]

Buzzkill!

There were too many dull earnest consultant types lurking for anyone to have the temerity to lick the fountain. My, that sounds delightfully naughty!