Happy Turkey Day

Ahhh. Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, onions, gravy, peas, rolls and butter, cranberry sauce, turnip for Mom, and mince pie heated up with ice cream for dessert. Rock!

I've already cleaned up the whole kitchen, run the dishwasher, put all the clean dishes away, taken out all the trash in the house, and cleaned up my room, so now I can laze around in my post-feast stupor with no guilt.

I forgot to mention my favorite part of Thanksgiving (at least in the last few years) — the Thanksgiving Day Purina Dog Show! Nothing in this world puts me in a better mood than happy doggies.

So a big Happy Thanksgiving to all you Americans, and hope all the rest of you had a good day, too.

And remember, tomorrow is Buy Nothing Day in America (Buy Nothing Day is on Saturday for the rest of the world). Celebrate appropriately!