The Rash of Sonic!

The Rash of Sonic!
Originally uploaded by Laurie Lee.

Why aren't there SONICs around my neck of the woods? And since there aren't, why do I need to see commercials for them? They are all about the beverages, and I'm all about beverages too! It's not fair. Not fair at all.

I want SONIC!

And note how it looks like a slow-moving rash, moving up the country one level at a time? Yeah. Not fast ENOUGH!