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Shawnee, OK
Aug. 29th, 2006 01:38 amThings I Thought Today:
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p_j_cleary and I found ourselves muttering the unlikely phrase "Tennessee is the jewel of the entire mid-South" over and over.
Virginia is a vast wasteland of cows, trees, grass, horses, and not another fucking thing. You'd think that would be nice. Which it is, for about 50 miles. There are a lot of miles in Virginia.
Someone needs to tell Arkansas that all of it that's along Route 40 sucks. Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't know, and it probably should come from someone who cares. Also, what's with the obsession with porn, Arkansas? And must you put padlocks on your toilet paper dispensers in your rest areas? Padlocks?
Oklahoma really likes its casinos, possibly competing with Arkansas and its porn fixation in the Sinning Olympics. The Bible belt is fun!
We decided also that Patrick has agoraphobia and anxiety -- and I'm pretty sure I have ADHD, Asperger's, apnea, and asthma. We're hoping a new state will bring relief, or at least a new letter.
I'm in a somewhat damp Days Inn in Shawnee, and I'm so tired I can't upload pictures right now. More later!
p_j_cleary and I found ourselves muttering the unlikely phrase "Tennessee is the jewel of the entire mid-South" over and over.Virginia is a vast wasteland of cows, trees, grass, horses, and not another fucking thing. You'd think that would be nice. Which it is, for about 50 miles. There are a lot of miles in Virginia.
Someone needs to tell Arkansas that all of it that's along Route 40 sucks. Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't know, and it probably should come from someone who cares. Also, what's with the obsession with porn, Arkansas? And must you put padlocks on your toilet paper dispensers in your rest areas? Padlocks?
Oklahoma really likes its casinos, possibly competing with Arkansas and its porn fixation in the Sinning Olympics. The Bible belt is fun!
We decided also that Patrick has agoraphobia and anxiety -- and I'm pretty sure I have ADHD, Asperger's, apnea, and asthma. We're hoping a new state will bring relief, or at least a new letter.
I'm in a somewhat damp Days Inn in Shawnee, and I'm so tired I can't upload pictures right now. More later!
