I was playing with WebMD, trying to look up my symptoms, and it would seem that I either have a sinus infection, ear infection, or some kind of brain rot. It would be helpful if either my sinuses or ears actually let me know by specifically hurting. I had a brief earache on Thursday, but then it backed off. My actual illness is scurrying behind things, being all damned sneaky.
Ok, the brain rot was me being dramatic. WebMD is never quite that helpfully specific. All day at work we've been calling it my tumor, or my aneurysm. Hey! Check that! I just spelled aneurysm correctly. I guess it might not be brain rot.